☆Hitler went to a fortuneteller and asked her, “On what day will I die?”The seeress assured him that he would die on a Jewish holiday.“Why are you so sure of that?” demanded Hitler.“Any day,” she replied, “on which you die will be a Jewish holiday.”☆The wife told me she got me a beard trimmer for Christmas.Don't you hate it when your wife buys you a present she wants for herself?当你的妻子给你买她自己想要的礼物，你不觉得很烦吗？It's not like they'll find a better looking one, is it?
@黄汗衫：是紧急问题吗？ 是→别找我 不是→那等紧急的时候再说
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@学小脸洗猫:P3第五个不仅有爱，还好用❤️
@芸-禾：刚刚试了下，不小心发了个豪火球之术
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@小智的路卡利欧：为什么不直接用两根线连上耳机，然后再插到手机的接口上呢？
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@fcktomorrow：你管我叫爸爸，我管你叫老弟。
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@黑尔sham：现代分类学需要有模式标本才能发表新物种，也就是说也许有一种生物只剩一只了，不敲死确定不了新种，敲死就灭绝。
@Veron-Doncaster：以后结婚证要跟以前的四六级证书一样，没领证的不能毕业，否则影响学校结婚率考核。
【没品视频】Who is her DADDY？？？
【没品视频】无限月读启动！
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