圣诞老人绝对不可能是黑人
幽默
搞笑
2024-12-19 21:00
上海
☆BEGGARS: When sitting outside Lidl at this Christmas season,please remember to give the people going in a few coppers if you have any spare change.乞丐们:圣诞节期间,当您坐在 Lidl 超市门口,☆Santa simply cannot be black,A black Santa would be seen LEAVING the property with a sack of presents.☆Today my son came up to me and said:"Dad, i got a part in the school play. I'm playing a man who's been married for 25 years."Me: "Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part..."今天我儿子走过来对我说:“爸爸,我参加了学校的一场话剧,扮演一个结婚25年的男人。”我:“那也许下次你会得到一个有台词的角色......”
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@又公子充电中:来晚了 鹅城的税已经收到90年以后了有什么意见和建议,可发邮件至folwme@foxmail.com~