双十一又开始了，今年买家电能叠加20%的政府补贴，还可以顺手再领个无门槛红包：
淘宝大红包（复制到淘宝或天猫app打开）：
2$NVH23lcMJQm$:// ZH9102
最高24888元！
☆I've just been to my neighbor's house., and fair play to her, at 94, she had all the Halloween decorations up, cobwebs and live insects in the windows and a skeleton on the sofa.She always makes a big effort, but there was no answer. I'll pop back tomorrow!我刚刚去了邻居家，真心佩服她，94岁了，居然把万圣节装饰都布置好了！窗户上满是蜘蛛网，还能看到活虫，沙发上还摆了个骷髅。☆A young lad knocked on my door tonight and said, "Trick or Treat?"I said, "What have you come as?"I said, "but you haven't got a costume on, you're just in normal clothes."He said, "Well it's not a full moon, is it?…"☆My therapist just told me: From now on, please make an effort to forget all the people who have hurt you.Then she told me: "Today's appointment is 500 dollars."I asked her: "Do I know you?"我的治疗师刚刚告诉我：“从现在开始，请努力忘掉所有伤害过你的人。”
如果我是蒙娜丽莎，我也需要休假！！拍照会让人精疲力尽。
@海边的呼和浩特：河马：我TM不用休假是吧
@亚洲反舔狗班班长：有点像环保少女中年版本
@不会起昵称就不要起：抢猫吃的还拿手机摆拍是吧，什么带恶人
@milknight：其实是猫把一碗吃的叼着送给街边的流浪汉，猫好
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@刺客爱人James：是因为医生说不能空腹吃药吗
@Nijmegeni：骨灰主要是磷酸钙，钙离子焰色是黄红色
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@仙_姚大仙：…………俩边都是
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@皇君托我给您带个话：外地井盖丢了怨俺，这回俺井盖丢了看恁说啥
@ars1234：俺拾之乱
@猫爪掷蛋兵：相当于华盛顿用老酋长的头皮做了双皮鞋
@恐高鹦鹉：什么，外国猫过冬要披中国猫的皮。
有什么意见和建议，可发邮件至folwme@foxmail.com~
