神回复: 啊?我家有钱,丈母娘嫌我矮就不同意我和她闺女,咋整呢?

文摘   2025-01-16 17:18   浙江  

🌟🌟搞笑神评 01🌟🌟

我勒个去!拼车拼到一只小羊,羊师傅让我别挤她,主人买俩座呢!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 02🌟🌟

我擦!她那么脏怎么能上床呢,可我打游戏时她偷偷爬上床睡着了,又不忍心关笼子里。

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 03🌟🌟

我勒个去!分期支付真的害死人啊!本想着早买早享受,结果现在压力山大~

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 04🌟🌟

天呐!每次刷牙觉得恶心,是刷牙姿势不对吗?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 05🌟🌟

我的天呐!为了不让儿子看电视,男子竟砸自家电视?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 06🌟🌟

我勒个去!带鱼竟然不是出水死,入缸超惊艳啊!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 07🌟🌟

天呐!唐僧在《西游记》都喝好几次素酒了,素酒啥酒?出家人能喝?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 08🌟🌟

哎呀妈呀!UU跑腿小哥进写字楼竟当场爆改,绝了啊!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 09🌟🌟

啊?我家有钱,丈母娘嫌我矮就不同意我和她闺女,咋整呢?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 10🌟🌟

卧趣!语文在晚上考再合适不过了,emo时人人成文豪啊!

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