神回复: 哎呀妈呀?爸妈出十万,女朋友出六万,我花呗300加油就提新车了?

文摘   2025-01-18 18:37   浙江  

🌟🌟搞笑神评 01🌟🌟

哎呀妈呀!一个亿换身体部位,除指甲头发你换哪个?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 02🌟🌟

我勒个去?!向日葵本应向太阳,咋各不相同?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 03🌟🌟

集美们!!以过来人的身份告诉你,跟大学老师谈恋爱?后果严重得很呐,别这么干啊!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 04🌟🌟

哇塞!老板深思熟虑想到的促销活动,穿黑丝一律8折啊!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 05🌟🌟

嚯!10岁的我,晚上9点就要跟妈妈讲,老师说明天上课要胶水呀!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 06🌟🌟

我滴个乖乖!这肯定是我见过最牛X的回复没有之一啊!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 07🌟🌟

我的天呐?错还能改,但错过可就没了呀,我真后悔错过她了

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 08🌟🌟

嘿!大家都钓过鱼,难道钓鸡就没人试过吗?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 09🌟🌟

我滴个乖乖!买车就买电车吧,油车车主苦死了,每2小时要晃一下防汽油沉淀呢!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 10🌟🌟

哎呀妈呀?爸妈出十万,女朋友出六万,我花呗300加油就提新车了?

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