神回复:我勒个去!自从改装成了“立标车”,档次瞬间就上来了啊!

文摘   2025-01-20 00:00   浙江  

🌟🌟搞笑神评 01🌟🌟

我去!大象问:“你不是会死亡翻滚吗,咋不滚咧?”鳄鱼答:“别乱动,鳄的腰好像折了啊!”

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 02🌟🌟

淦!!头一回在厂里打螺丝,总有女孩瞅我,我打招呼咋不应?厂里女孩咋回事呢?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 03🌟🌟

我勒个去!自从改装成了“立标车”,档次瞬间就上来了啊!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 04🌟🌟

我的天呐!女子手挡轻轨车厢门手被夹住了!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 05🌟🌟

额滴神啊!同事电脑没关,听说代码跑了两天两夜,我关机呢?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 06🌟🌟

哇塞?这件事跟你不搭界,就当没看见,向下滑呀!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 07🌟🌟

天呐!全屋wife覆盖真的可以做到?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 08🌟🌟

嘿呀!我对三国了如指掌,有啥问题快问呐!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 09🌟🌟

我的天呐!一直不谈恋爱,能等到很好的人吗?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 10🌟🌟

我的天呐!请问这群人平均智商是多少?

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