神回复:这可是我新买的挖掘机,一定要擦得干干净净!

文摘   2024-11-04 00:02   四川  

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你想象一下,你的好兄弟西装革履带着劳力士,手拿折叠屏,从迈巴赫上下来,你是什么感觉?

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你媳妇是这样吗?四个小时的车程,吃了三个小时睡了一个小时,最后给我来了一句:“坐车真累”!

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我这一生,体重二百,你说我能把冰面压碎嘛!

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因为不让他爬餐桌就崩溃了,我们就是这样,没有人能在逆子手下当逆子!

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网上说的方法都试了,狗子就是不松口,这该咋办?

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高速收费站这贵不?我好像把它给撞断了。。。

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一看就是稀有物种,它好像很拽的样子!

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当竞争对手还在打价格战时,蜜雪冰城都已经开到哈佛4S店里了~

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不得不说,这个狗子在狗界的地位也是数一数二的!

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开车去酒店吃个饭,让服务员帮忙泊一下车,他竟然跟我说打不着火!!!

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自从坐上男朋友的副驾,他就再也没用过杯架了。。。

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当家里来了一群小孩,妈妈:大家不要哭了,快来和狗狗玩!

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新买的狗狗带回家,狗子害怕到浑身发抖真让人心疼。。。

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他是对的,人感冒50搞定,而狗感冒500起步。。。

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给你100个W,给你下面来一枪,你愿意不?

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戴上眼镜后,看起来像是本科毕业的小狗。。。

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她都这样了还在努力吃辣条,我们还有什么理由不努力呢?

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这可是我新买的挖掘机,一定要擦得干干净净!

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网友吐槽格力电饭锅,七八个人等着吃饭却打不开。。。

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这也不挂个禁止游泳的标识?多危险啊!

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