神回复:太无语了,这是老爹的通讯录!

文摘   2024-11-17 00:03   四川  

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请一女的吃夜宵,结果来了5个我不认识的人。菜都是他们点的,我下一步该怎么办?

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外卖小哥带着孩子送外卖,烧烤老板抓起一把烤串递给孩子。网友:这样的老板想不发财都难~~

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人死了,就忽然有钱了~~~

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你们快说看着就很好吃啊!你们快说啊!

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家人们,你们说精神出轨和肉体出轨哪个更伤人呢?

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上学时老师说过的哪句话,让你一直记到现在?

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闺蜜买车刷我的卡35w,提完车还了我35w,她一分没花提了一辆车!!

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兄弟们,假如给你5个亿,你会出卖你的好兄弟,把他卖到南非当苦力吗??

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和女友一-起工资各自六七千,每月每人存3000,剩下的钱归女友管,存3年后再每人一个月存4000,存两年6000*36+8000*24=408000,五年就够广州郊区一套房的首付了,为什么还抱怨房价高?是手高眼低,还是没有女朋友?

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问:你刚实习不久,主管在群里发了个200元的红包,你抢了79,主管说:“一个实习生抢什么!”,请问这时你该如何回复?

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谁能帮我估算一下,这些目前大概能卖多少钱!

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趁别人车从一千多公里回来,给钱不要,加油不让,请吃饭不吃,怎么还这个人情?

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长大了才知道老爹的不容易,攒了很久的钱,特意给老爹买的跑步机,让他干完农活回家可以锻炼一下身体!!

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选择题:喜欢哪只兔子??

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接下一句,看谁接得好,落红不是无情物!

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煤矿工人洞中投喂老鼠,老鼠像宠物一样任由抚摸:它是安全的象征!

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我好想明白了自己的定位

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问你们个事,我跟女朋友准备结婚了,但是她查出来了癌症,乳腺癌,我妈死活不同意,说继续谈就断绝关系,我该怎么办?一边是爱情,一边是亲情!我在县城工资5000一个月不管住,又没什么存款,坚持不下去了

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4个8都不要,就喜欢12345!不为别的就是任性!

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太无语了,这是老爹的通讯录!

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