神回复:被猫咪盯上的腊肠,迟早会被猫咪得手!

文摘   2024-11-14 00:03   四川  

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家人们,一个成年的强壮男人赤手空拳跟成年野生狮子,你们觉得最后谁能赢?

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被猫咪盯上的腊肠,迟早会被猫咪得手!

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狗狗外面遛遛回家,发现小主人已经送去幼儿园了,因为没能送别伤心流泪!

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真假特仑苏,你们能看出区别在哪里吗?

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我妈让我去街上买只狗看家,我一眼就相中了它,这条狗看着就够凶猛了吧!

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邻居经常有人说,河边天天中午有个傻子蹲在井盖上,千万别吓我啊,傻子在哪?我天天中午都在河边从没有看到过!!

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外国士兵上班打仗,没想到下班还是要打仗,在生死边缘忙里偷闲!

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这是我在树林里捡到的动物,谁知道这是什么物种?

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芬兰每年有多达4000只驯鹿死于车祸,于是当地牧民给鹿角上喷洒了特殊的反光涂料。。。

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谁知道这鱼是什么做法,怎么做才能不粘锅呢?

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家人们,有哪些仅凭半句封神,另半句却鲜为人知的诗句?

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今天回到家一进门就看到:我的100块正在揍我的5000块,我该帮哪个?

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穷鬼己帮你斩了,下一站该你翻身!

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家人们,店里新推出的菜品,缺个霸气的菜名?麻烦大家帮忙想一个。

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今天招了个利苑大师,上来要价一万八,看看他这清澈见底的炖汤,你们说值不值?

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那么问题又来了:“请问男生说的哪句话最不能信”?

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当女生问你为什么会喜欢她?你该怎么回答?

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听老板说10分钟吃一碗面,奖劢500块,当面上来以后,我:。。。。

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一次难忘的雪天坐车经历:花了2块钱,行程5站地,下车推了3次车!

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2024就剩下2个多月了,各位存多少钱了?

你们觉得呢?

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