神回复:这就是区别:20岁的她风华正茂,20岁的他穷困潦倒!

文摘   2024-11-12 00:02   四川  

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兄弟们,你们找女朋友是先看脸还是先看身高呢?

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这就是区别:20岁的她风华正茂,20岁的他穷困潦倒!

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女生手指疼上网查出是“脑梗”,伤心地哭着和家人打电话。。。

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生病住院了,说是话要是我媳妇不来照顾我,我早就好了。。。

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同样都是一个妈生的,为什么我哥就能娶到这么优秀的老婆?

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如何高级地描述"我想你了”?

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农村酒席条件一般,为什么没人吃坏肚子!

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大雪天里的霸气作业!雅西高速“吹雪神器”,积雪一吹即化!

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昨晚去KTV。。。。兄弟们,你们喜欢哪个啊???

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厉害了!一个人撑起一个夜市?

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弄这个的必定是个人才,真是高手在民间啊!

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今年29岁了,在银行柜台工作,为啥媒人都不愿意帮我牵线?

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严防疲劳驾驶,开车时间长了就得下车运动一下,再让车喝口水。。。

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翘班出来散步,结果偶遇在家出来散步的狗子,真是活得不如狗子!

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我吃了30多年的米饭,大家有什么不懂的可以问我!

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寻龙分金看钓位,钓鱼佬遇见阿飘怎么办?

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不懂就问:为什么鸳鸯锅要弄成S型,直接弄成直线的不是更方便?

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一岁多小女孩第一坐高铁,给她包湿巾,上车擦到下车。。。

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我要不要告诉阿姨,她一直在擦一个地方?

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2024年还剩最后两个月了,大家都赚了多少钱?

你们的呢?

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