神回复:女人嘛,对自己好点,永远不要为难自己,比如没食欲不想吃饭!

文摘   2024-11-06 00:01   四川  

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高德地图说前面有路,那就一定有路,再奇葩也是路!

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预算充足的情况下,到底该选奔驰E300L(立标),还是奥迪A6L呢?哪个更香?

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女孩考上大学没钱交学费,拿着借条跪着向亲戚借钱,大伯二话不说拿出2万并当面撕了借条!

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这只鼠鼠太可爱了,我真的好爱好爱它,我好害怕它死,有长生不老药吗?


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十几年如一日!刘强东坚持要求开早会!

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这是闺蜜家种的甘蔗,叫我放心吃,说没人跟我争!

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女人嘛,对自己好点,永远不要为难自己,比如没食欲不想吃饭!

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只要芯还在,就算没有另一半,生活照样过得去!

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如果整个地球统一了,首都最有可能会建在哪里?

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家人们,水开了,发现没有水饺了,冰箱翻个通,饺子影子也没找到,不懂就问?这锅开水该怎么办?

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小姨子还是那么喜欢让我带她吃火锅,但她却不知道,我已经和她姐分开很久了。。。

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干农活必须要卖力,我们家没有一个是吃闲饭的!

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两年了,我一直都没看清楚司机到底长啥样!

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我们女的穿内内是为了卫生干净,那你们男生呢?

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铲屎的,其实你出门的那一刻,我就开始想你了!

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前男友和他的前女友养的狗,后来他们和好了,把狗送我了。。。

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我若拿出这碗饭,请问阁下又该如何应对呢?

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你知道吗?如果把地球上80亿人放在一起,居然只占了这么一小块地方?

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妈妈肚子里有宝宝了,我是当哥哥,还是当姐姐?

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想了一夜也没有想明白到底输在了哪里!

你们觉得呢?

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