神回复:哥哥们接我放学啦,这满满的安全感。

文摘   2024-11-01 00:02   四川  

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路狗揽胜家常版,整车长3.9米,油车两用,语音互联,无需驾照~

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家人们,被咬了,请问下一步该怎么办???网友:保命常识都不知道?抓住它,每走4步让它咬一口,坚持到医院就可以了

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“好卡啊。。。”出入境窗口女警默契配合稳住逃犯,助同事迅速抓获。。。后面排队的人:电脑卡也要被抓吗?

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当我们还在为复工而烦恼时,有的人已经在开心地工作了~

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西游记我看了800遍了,有什么问题你们随便问,我要是答不上来算你们赢~

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右边我认识是陈冠希,请问左边的人是谁?

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就是这个人在我店里戴着大金链子,点了一盆毛豆和一瓶可乐,聊起天来张口就是几十个W,给我也搞不会了~

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当我精心打扮穿了套各季硬汉风,准备骑摩托去接我老妈,为啥还被老妈给骂了

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哥哥们接我放学啦,这满满的安全感。。。

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这足疗按摩店还开到工地生活区门口了:锁定目标、守株待兔。网友:工程款全打到足浴店里了~

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订了间猫猫民宿,订的是矮脚小母猫套餐,开门一看,真的有小猫耶~

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梁静茹唱不动《燕尾蝶》跑调、破音?本人回应:想跳河,会加强练习!

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老板,麻烦来盘辣椒多撒两片鱿鱼,不然鱿鱼少了辣椒不入味。。。

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诸葛亮火烧三十万魏军面不改色,为何火烧三万藤甲兵时却说“必损阳寿”?

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卧槽,这雪茄是谁TM发明的,到嘴里就得劲儿~

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想半天,我也没有想明白我到底输在了哪里。。。

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外表凶悍内心温柔的恶霸犬,它已经尽力让自己看上去可爱了。网友:真是被名字影响到仕途的狗子。。。

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刚才下车捡了一个这玩意,这值钱吗?这是啥啊!

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00后老板带客户海底吃饭、叠千纸鹤,客户:离开你谁还把我们当小孩啊~

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司机师傅好像开始提速了,我该怎么办?我要不要安藯一下师傅?

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