神回复:男子买水遇老板不在,自助付款后却忘了带走买的水。

文摘   2024-11-05 00:02   四川  

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不懂就问:人们嘴里常说的三观,到底是哪三观?

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119和110打起雪仗来了!请问这种情况该给谁打电话?

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不懂就问:那些背井离乡的人都是怎么想的?

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张柏芝和大儿子合影,你觉得他长得像谁?

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40岁的年龄真的可以这样吗?看起来才20岁的样子!

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男子买水遇老板不在,自助付款后却忘了带走买的水。

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人类拿一把砍刀,打得过蟒蛇吗,应该是完虐吧?

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是男人,就该有男人的荷尔蒙和血性,而不是网上的娘炮!

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袋鼠又萌又可爱,趁袋鼠不注意咬它耳朵!

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在外国我讲英语,在中国我还他妈的还要讲英语!

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不要再偷偷浏览我了,我儿子快一岁了,我很爱他,还有希望你也要幸福!

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小孩:我明明捂着耳朵,为啥鞭炮声还是这么响呢?

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辣卤里面这个像踢脚线封边一样的东西是什么?还怪好吃呢!

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什么小王,以后请叫我王总!

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丈夫太帅,女子每天绑着老公喂饭,怕他离开。。。

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事实证明,不管什么生物去教室都犯困,不接受反驳!

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洗衣凝珠粘―起了,想着拿水冲了一下,结果都化掉了。。。

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一只流浪猫过来蹭食,家猫不仅没有驱赶反而轻轻抚摸。。。

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谁能反驳我刚发现一个能让整个数学系崩塌的漏洞,你们看2x0=0,3x0=0所以2x0=0=3x0,所以2=3

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