神回复:导航:您已到达墓的地,墓地在您的正下方!

文摘   2024-11-07 08:00   四川  

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男生偷偷到异地女友城市接她下班,女孩看向男孩的眼里充满了光!

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高速路上堵车,男子穿上皇帝服装下车查看,笑死我了。。。

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这么晚了,弟弟还在学习外语,将来一定能考个好大学!

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为什么那个车还在实习期,就敢上高速还跑那么快?

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不懂就问:寺院烧“金元宝”纸钱是在干嘛?

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有吃过鳄鱼这玩意的吗?麻烦说说什么味道?

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先生大义啊!为众人拾薪者,不可使其冻毙于风雪!

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导航:到达墓的地,墓地在您的正下方!

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我们无法判断一个瞬间的价值,直到它成为回忆!

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买车一定不要分期买,车顶抵押着不给,下雨都没地方躲。。。

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大学放假回来,赶了两天没赶走的小猫咪,才知道是自己家养的!


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闺女学的画画派上用场,幸好为父心理素质够好。。。

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朗朗乾坤,法治社会竟然还有人偷雨刮片,还有法律吗?

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第一次约会,今天我请她吃饭,菜上齐了,她说她不饿。。。

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园长,你家的鳄鱼为啥长腿了?

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貂蝉侍奉过董卓,也为曹操服务过,吕布,关羽,为什么这么多人抢着要她?

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不要抱有侥幸心理,洁身自爱是对自己最好的保护!

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十年前爸妈说,让我走投无路时打开这个箱子,打开后我更穷了!

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太难了,“暴”这个姓真取不了温柔的名字吗?

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聊一聊:你这辈子永远不会碰的东西是什么?

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