神回复:2岁宝宝每天专心打螺丝,已坐着玩一上午了,手机电视都不香了!

文摘   2024-11-13 00:03   四川  

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听说在网上什么都能吵起来,我不信,除非你们能说服我!

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在飞机上看到的,谁能解释一下大海的海浪为什么一动不动?

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给大家看看,这是我花1000块钱请来的砌砖师傅干的活,这效果瞬间拉满!

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在一座大山里,却竖立着大座大门,有知道的朋友能告诉我吗?

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不熟的大学同学要结婚了,发消息让你参加他的婚礼,你因为没空去婉拒了他,他却说:“人不到,礼一定要到哦!”,你会怎么回复?

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你们吃饺子都是用什么蘸料?有没有好吃的蘸料推荐一下!

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现在的人都吃不了苦,三百袋水泥搬到八楼给五百块都不干,来了几波人了转头就走了!

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豪华厕所套间,三个人蹲坑斗地主,一主二辅,主打一个真诚!

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同样是过水坑,你会选择哪一种?

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马桶圈前面这里缺一块,到底是为什么呢?

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身为了一名优秀员工,我拿点铜线当做腰带,老板应该也不会说什么吧!

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还记得那个时候上课去早了,只能等着老师们下课才能进教室!

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收留的小猫小狗抱团取暖,这个冬天就不冷了!

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2岁宝宝每天专心打螺丝,已坐着玩一上午了,手机电视都不香了!

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眼神不好,大家帮我看看这是个啥玩意儿?

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这是我刚在河里刚钓到的,大家帮我看看这是个啥东西?

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小梅花鹿和它的工作犬。。。

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家人们,谁知道他们这种的是啥,还都用泡面盒盖住,这也太神秘了!

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国外罕见百岁大树喷水20多年,请问这水是哪里来的?

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我这是第一次来河南,家人们可以教我两句方言吗?

哈哈哈 有河南的老乡吗~

明天不见不散,关注凌小波,每天笑翻天!

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