神回复:二哈:为什么受伤的总是我?我不服!

文摘   2024-11-04 12:00   四川  

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是谁,到底是谁!我就去超市买一箱酒,结果我买的凉菜就不知道被谁拿走了。。。

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东北人问东北虎:“为啥不怕人?”把虎都搞懵逼了,到底我是虎还是他们虎啊?

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饿了:这点餐的是广东人吧?还点活蛇?

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跑个高速,后保险杠都跑丢了,我也是服了!

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猫来财,狗来富,大象来了顶不住!

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狗:你看这狗长得真丑,TMD吓我一大跳!

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二哈:为什么受伤的总是我?我不服!

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说实话,如果一直不上班,你的存款能坚持多久?

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