林黛玉式阴阳聊天,让男生哭笑不得

乐活   2024-09-06 08:12   湖北  

1、

平常:觉得我无聊?

黛玉:横竖你有其他妹妹,比我会聊天,比我会撒娇,比我会哄哥哥开心,哥哥还和我说这些做什么。

You have other sisters who are better at chatting than me, better at acting coquettishly than me, better at making my brother happy than me. Why does my brother talk to me about these things.


2、

平常:嫌我啰嗦?

黛玉:瞧瞧,我不过是多说了几句,哥哥就这般模样说我。

Look, I just said a few more words, and that's how my brother said about me.


3、

平常:又不回消息!

黛玉:这怕不是被哪位妹妹拌住了,竟如此不理人。

Even if it wasn't because of any sister's interference, he was so indifferent.

4、

平常:怪我干嘛

黛玉:倒是我的不是了,我这心窝子可比那九寒天冰渣子还冷。

Is it my fault? My heart is colder than the ice shards of the Nine Cold Days.


5、

平常:你嫌弃我?

黛玉:倒是终究被哥哥嫌弃了,不像其他妹妹生的俊俏。

I was eventually despised by you, unlike other sisters who were born handsome.


6、

平常:腻了,没爱了

黛玉:唉,哥哥大抵是倦了,竟回我这般敷衍

Alas, my brother is probably tired, yet he replied to me so perfunctorily


7、

平常:我说什么你都不记得

黛玉:平日里我和哥哥说的,全当耳旁风了,怎么别人说了你就依,可比那圣旨还快。

What my brother and I usually say is completely ignored. Why do you just follow what others say? It's faster than that imperial decree.


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