神回复:同样是牛肉面,你放这么多牛肉让同行怎么活?

文摘   2024-11-04 00:02   四川  

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这条路害人啊,真服了这太阳,啥也看不见,害我棹沟里了,得让交警给太阳开张罚单了!

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狗狗学人类买东西,叼着树叶当钱用,每天都去买饼干吃,太聪明了!

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新来的小伙偷吃蛋卷被发现,老板:别管他,让他继续吃!

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一张图教你读懂对方的肢体语言~

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猫咪以为狗狗在捉耗子,跑过去一看。。。猫咪:靠,好像是我的儿子!

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这个手机屏幕偏左,这是谁的手机?

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压缩神器,十万块钱一压缩就这么点儿了~

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你什么档次,跟我用一样的烟灰缸!

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每次回家隔老远它就跑过来接了 就很奇怪它是怎么知道我回来了?

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狗子:放开我,人行道没说只能用两条腿啊!

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肛肠科主任:出差回来,给家人打了个包!

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我很好奇,我姥怎么放心把我和猪皮冻放一个屋的???

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以为这门不好进,这新郎是有备而来的呀!狗:叫两声是我的工作,亲,还是咱俩亲!

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男子滞留50多个小时,委屈落泪,此刻再也抑制不住归家的心情。。。

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悟空:什么,让我保护他?我看就没有这个必要了!

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小猫咪冰天雪地离家出走,被主人生气埋怨。。。

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老人将米鱼胶珍藏了十年,只为给孙子补身高。。。

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校园内限速10Km/s,你做不到不代表别人做不到,学校这么做一定有他的原因!

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姐妹们老公升职了,要请同事吃饭,你们看我穿这套是否合适?

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同样是牛肉面,你放这么多牛肉让同行怎么活?

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