神回复:在亲戚家吃饭,怎么离场显得更有礼貌?

文摘   2024-11-05 00:02   四川  

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占有欲很强的人,真的不适合谈恋爱吗?

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糊涂啊!套小的只有一个,套大的能有好几个小的!

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孩子:你猜我额头上为什么包着~

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毕业了,学校什么礼品都没有发,那我就自己拿了!

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鱼:师傅,我就点了个推油,刮痧这项目我可没点,待会我可不付钱啊!

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朋友们,如看到我的狗子跟上电梯,请一脚把它踹下来,谢谢大家!

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当你跟女朋友分手了,然后她弟弟跑过来问:你以后还会不会陪他打游戏时。。。

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大爷~哎,这里不让停车啊!来来来!我把你拽出来~

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那些支撑你度过人生中最艰难时刻的句子,都有什么?

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司机你快停车啊,我家就在旁边了,到高铁站我还要转大巴车两个小时才能到家。。。

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司机你快停车啊,我家就在旁边了,到高铁站我还要转大巴车两个小时才能到家。。。

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李云龙要是有这个火力,他早就去打太原了!

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在亲戚家吃饭,怎么离场显得更有礼貌?

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家人们,女孩子真的会特别在意男生的外表吗?

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帮我看看,昨天才买的手机今天好像坏了,是哪出问题了?

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你知道为啥大部分狗都打不过狸花猫吗?

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枪指着地下是没威慑力的,但把枪对着敌人的脸上又是另外一回事了!

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麻将刚摆好,居然了,这是怎么回事?

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小男孩撒泼打滚不配合理发师,理发师蹲在地上拼手速,网友:小孩儿理发贵是有原因的!

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是谁把我的电动车卸成这样了,我已经报警了,我劝你们自己站出来!

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