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不懂就问，喝酒后全国统一话术是？
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看见大娘趄正在用刀子刮ATM机，我想说：大娘，这样没用，你得显示余额之后再锯！
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白的抹再黑都能洗干净，一旦基因黑了，就再怎么洗可都洗不白了！
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你永远也猜不到这只狗为啥非要把这只猫给拽下来~
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该村已全部完成脱贫，没有帮扶对象了，红色霓灯今犹在，不见当年妙女郎！
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这工作你敢干吗？看着危险，其实一点也不安全！
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给流浪猫喂猫粮吃，小家伙却毫不领情。猫：别逼我在最快乐的时候扇你！
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这种坡只是在镜头里看着陡，实际上也是特别陡的。
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你说它不聪明吧，它会用杯子打水喝，你说它聪明吧，它在河里用杯子打水喝！
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这是一个老六，制造一个老八的纪录片。品鉴官：你确定大肠里你只保留了一部分？我觉得你是根本没洗！
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老罗：真的有人天生就坏吗？做几天的客服就知道了！
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兄弟失恋了，叫我陪他喝酒，他边喝边哭，我边喝边吐，那个女孩应该万万没想到自己同时伤害了我们两个~
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陕西西安为什么是最安全的地方？据说不会地震！
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请和我交往吧，我会下厨！
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