师傅:女子晒出男友手机里的自己:“拒绝容貌焦虑,真实的自己也很好”!

文摘   2024-11-02 12:00   四川  

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女子晒出男友手机里的自己:“拒绝容貌焦虑,真实的自己也很好”!

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我百年以后就要用这样的,埋土里也可以万年不腐。。。

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这叫拉稀包,吃了你就会拉稀!

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家里的地都干成旱了你不管,却在电脑翻新土!

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你们遇到过盛饭给来这么一碗的长辈么?

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家人们,我妈想要我电脑密码,我要不要给?网友:你妈还真有礼貌,求人还知道叫声哥!

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不懂就问,能忍住不联系的人,是不是真的不重要了?

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红牛:给你双飞翔的翅膀,让你去创造奇迹。。。

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不听一下你爸爸是怎么解释这件事的吗?

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谁能看出来我妈偷偷摸摸在这干嘛呢?

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爷爷帮我的自热火锅泡了,感动到我不敢吃。。。

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上联:古有曹冲称象;下联:今现农夫幺猪;横批:智商”秤”。

猪:就像是失去神经,我感觉不到呼吸!

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原本还以为被老师批评会很难过,原来嘴角向下不一定代表悲伤!

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我正在蹲坑呢,突然窜出一股白烟,这就是年轻人追求的“粪围感”?

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这姑娘要是愿意嫁给我,让我住别墅开库里南,我也愿意!

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嗯?为啥我的蛋炒饭,不是一粒一粒的?而是一团一团的?

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买了一包芝麻一共才5354粒,居然比上次买的少了3粒,气死我了!

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女婿回丈母娘家村头坐诊,邻里乡亲全都跑来问诊,网友:这是回家地位最高的女婿!

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堵车排队到七点的胖东来,请问我应该买点啥?还说不卖隔夜菜,这TD哪有隔夜菜?

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假如让你和他过招,你能与他过几招?

你们觉得呢?

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