神回复:悬浮床虽然好看,但以我的体格,估计第一天晚上就得塌~

文摘   2024-11-04 08:00   四川  

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下班回来,看见俩小姐姐在旁边蹲着,搞得我有点不好意思上车了!

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海豹:别摸了,我老公在旁边呢!

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悬浮床虽然好看,但以我的体格,估计第一天晚上就得塌~

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你知道吗?这东西也就看着不好吃,吃起来也未必好吃!

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天寒地冻,上鱼的那一刻什么都值了,虽然目前还是空军!

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这人腿这么长,如果去踢足球,别人肯定追不上!

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今天给狗洗了个澡,它毛掉了一大片!

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不是我吹,方圆十里都找不到一个椒盐虾比我做得好吃的人!

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到底是哪根筋搭错了,吃顿饭还突然耍小性子了。。。

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谁知道这是什么品种的猫?老是在山上看见它!

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送花的:妈的,你再不睁眼,我就回去了!

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来来来,话筒给你你来说!

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唉!这什么亲戚呀,不想给就不给,这给的什么牛肉?

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被眼前的一幕震撼到了,仿佛来到了另一个世界。

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忙活了半天的李师傅,发现自己的尿不湿该换了。。。

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读书不得行,做这个还得行,问他累不累,他说很好玩,这是天赋要觉醒了吗?

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妈妈:崽崽干嘛呢?崽崽:这个锅做的饭太难吃了,我去扔了。。。

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真羡慕这兄弟进化得刚刚好,而我却要天天上班!

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把媳妇惹生气了,她说要把自己冻死,这种情况该怎么哄?(天越来越冷了)

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闺女22岁了,做饭不会,煤气罐都不会打开!真担心她以后嫁给别人家怎么办!

明天不见不散,关注凌小波,每天笑翻天!

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