神回复:天呐!女骑手里面,这是怎样的水平啊?傻爹们!

文摘   2025-01-18 17:39   浙江  

🌟🌟搞笑神评 01🌟🌟

嚯哟!!狗:我身上长猫了!猫:这地儿暖烘烘。

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 02🌟🌟

天呐!男生嫌下山太累,干脆直接“滚到半山腰”呢!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 03🌟🌟

好家伙!妈妈老是忘记带钥匙找女儿送,直接把钥匙系狗脖子,绝绝子。

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 04🌟🌟

哇塞!邻居家办酒席让我写菜单,大家看缺啥?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 05🌟🌟

我勒个去!兄弟们,不装了我摊牌了,我学会御剑飞行了!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 06🌟🌟

好家伙!爸妈今天不在家,要我准备饭菜招待亲戚,亲戚大喊:我以前过得啥日子,这才是解放后的生活啊!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 07🌟🌟

嚯!再过半个小时,他们就从拌面变为混沌了,真绝了!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 08🌟🌟

我勒个去!刚回家,就看到弟弟喝多了睡狗窝,狗子好无奈!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 09🌟🌟

天呐!女骑手里面,这是怎样的水平啊?傻爹们!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 10🌟🌟

啥玩意啊!减肥餐早上就一个鸡蛋中午一个苹果晚上6个骑手?

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