分手2年的前男友
突然私信我
聊天记录太炸裂了
The day that you see me old and I am already not， have patience adhasdaksdhakdoiqwdqhdaihsdaoidaoisdhasdjaksdhaldjoadaisdand try to understand me … If I get dirty when eating… if I cannot dress… have patience. Remember the hours I spent teaching it to you. If， when I speak to you，I repeat the same things thousand and one times… Do not interrupt me… listen to me When you were small， I had to read to you thousand and one times the same story until you get to sleep… When I do not want to have a shower，neither shame me nor scold me…
The day that you see me old and I am already not， have patience adhasdaksdhakdoiqwdqhdaihsdaoidaoisdhasdjaksdhaldjoadaisdand try to understand me … If I get dirty when eating… if I cannot dress… have patience. Remember the hours I spent teaching it to you. If， when I speak to you，I repeat the same things thousand and one times… Do not interrupt me… listen to me When you were small， I had to read to you thousand and one times the same story until you get to sleep… When I do not want to have a shower，neither shame me nor scold me…
网友评论：
@净霖：太搞笑太中二了，我愿称他为狮王哥。
@小尾巴：这男的是不是这两年奇葩小说看多了。
@秀儿：我在床上笑成个sb了，这个人精神真的没问题吗。
@棒棒糖：我读给我老公听了，我让他照着读，笑坏了，他以前一直都是觉得是段子，毕竟太奇葩了哈哈哈哈哈。
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