神回复: 我的天呐!我老婆再过一个多月就到预产期啦,医生说宝宝腿长,这能暗示性别不?

文摘   2025-01-16 14:54   浙江  

🌟🌟搞笑神评 01🌟🌟

我滴个神嘞!史泰龙要是突然破产,他三个女儿咋搞?愁死了!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 02🌟🌟

我的天呐!我老婆再过一个多月就到预产期啦,医生说宝宝腿长,这能暗示性别不?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 03🌟🌟

哎呀妈呀!没有什么可以阻挡我们对宵夜的向往哇!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 04🌟🌟

我滴个乖乖!那年我双手插兜,摔得像条狗,连哼都哼不了!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 05🌟🌟

哎呀妈呀!家顺丰直到工业大摸底摸到自己,才发现是送东风快递的啊。

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 06🌟🌟

天呐!橘猫急切地说:老表,收手吧!外面全是黑猫警长啊!苦海无边,回头是岸呀!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 07🌟🌟

我勒个去!刚在朋友家吃完饭,我说我走路回去就行,朋友非得开车送我,坐在上面心里超忐忑的啊!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 08🌟🌟

啥呀?!我还能不认识嫂子?我要的就是嫂子啊~

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 09🌟🌟

妈呀!!吃席瞧见的,我可太喜欢了,帮我出出主意呀

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 10🌟🌟

哎呀!40个同学只有41块饼干,这咋分才公平嘛?

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