驴和邻居：喜欢热心邻居
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狗：这辈子没这么干净过
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这只鹅知道了
当晚都得去梦里找哥们算账
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招待水准属于是贵宾级别了
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狗子：我血赚
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再给阿姨点时间
满汉全席也不是问题
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你小子当时的嘴是有多可怕
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泰迪：我就安静的待着
突然被打扮成大人摸样了
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感觉像借机会重新装修
不确定 再看看
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像极了小孩摔倒后打地板的家长们
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《就差把我炖了端上桌》
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你家对你嫁人的态度真是极与极啊
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名副其实的狗窝
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你和楼上那家都是积借机发挥的吧！
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笑容都有讲究吗？？！！
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铲子从日用品变成了一次性用品
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婆家：生怕你是半路反悔了
赶紧稳定下你
