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初春的时候，老婆说她今年春天一定要瘦成一道闪电！到现在我觉得她基本成功了，现在谁说她胖她就劈谁。
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跟老婆去逛街，看到路边有个乞丐。老婆：“你看你看，那个乞丐是不是跟你有点像。”我说：“哪像了！”老婆：“你看他讨钱的样子，像不像你跟我要钱时的样子？”
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