明天闺蜜结婚，今天才知道请假，被气笑的是谁不好说
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对自己真狠啊，自带防沉迷机制，延迟快感阻止自己上头
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是你？
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生日帽特意说了要2个，结果店家就给了1个，进家门之前被我扔了
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以前喜欢把对方肺里的气体吸干。
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谁家小猫会开盖吃猫粮啊！
你们家的崽都有什么特殊的技能？
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怎么还真有猫会后空翻啊！
喷不了，这个是真功夫！
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