神回复:我这二百斤的体重,能把冰面压碎不?

文摘   2025-01-11 07:32   浙江  

🌟🌟搞笑神评 01🌟🌟

舍友可太有才了,她买的大棉签,插瓶里碘伏不得少半瓶啊

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 02🌟🌟

那美女总来买椒麻鸡,再来老公就没了,不许来

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 03🌟🌟

雨里还钓鱼呢,要是找老婆这么上心就不单身喽

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 04🌟🌟

插座半夜猛喷水,这是交水费还是电费呢?真懵

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 05🌟🌟

就是网红们,搞得我普通鞋子都买不了喽

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 06🌟🌟

医生都说了,我得看着喝,没毛病

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 07🌟🌟

有娃了,猫喊:小宝贝来咯,都给我护着!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 08🌟🌟

老天泼水跟不要钱似的,太猛了

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 09🌟🌟

我这二百斤的体重,能把冰面压碎不?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 10🌟🌟

过年想烫头发,不烫心痒痒,烫了心凉凉啊

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