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体娱   2024-10-10 20:03   河南  




🍠Aria

我们各自努力,最高处见

Lost 10 pounds in two days, without dieting or exercising, it's all my hallucination.

两天瘦了10斤,不靠节食不靠运动,全凭我的幻觉。





一眨眼假期就过完了,早知道不眨眼了。

I am pregnant, the child is yours, the child wants to drink milk tea and eat fried chicken, do you understand?

我怀孕了,孩子是你的,孩子想喝奶茶想吃炸鸡,你听明白了吗?



今天只有可爱和快乐

Your hard work hides the happiness of your parents in their later years.

你努力的样子里藏着父母晚年的幸福。




天天想辞职 月月拿全勤。

Someone said that a pair of shoes would cover my living expenses for a month. I laughed, and I just wanted to tell him that those 20-30 shoes should not be worn.

有个人说他一双鞋就顶我一个月生活费,我笑了,我就想跟他说,那种二三十的鞋子少穿。




灼烫的日光下我对你所有的思念在渐渐膨胀 

The weather is really nice today, and I want to eat spicy chicken drumsticks.

今天天气真是好,想吃麦辣鸡腿堡。




智者不入爱河,牛马不知si活。

I'm a small fat house, happy and comfortable, I don't sleep at night, I don't get up during the day.

我是小肥宅,逍遥又自在,晚上不睡觉,白天不起来。



熬都熬过来了,我就不回头了

The three main reasons for my obesity: 20 yuan for free, 30 yuan full discount, half price for the second cup.

我肥胖的三大根源:20元起送,30元满减,第二杯半价。




今天搬砖不狠,明天地位不稳。

I am April in the world, you are the three freshmen in the Northeast.

我是人间四月天,你是东北地三鲜。




上班就像旧时代的婚姻
明明不喜欢,还要长厢厮守。



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