神回复: 啥?有人说航母毫无自卫能力,海盗都能劫持走?

文摘   2025-01-16 17:27   浙江  

🌟🌟搞笑神评 01🌟🌟

家人们?如何文雅地讲我馋你身体呀?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 02🌟🌟

嚯!九叶重楼二两,冬至蝉蜕一钱,隔年雪煮沸可医相思苦疾呢!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 03🌟🌟

哇塞?开夜车,沿路全是鸡屁股,这不得吓破胆?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 04🌟🌟

哟呵!我给你三脚可不代表我只能踢三脚啊,才三脚你就哭了?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 05🌟🌟

我勒个去!今天出门把坦克给撞了。保险:坦克300。我:没300,就坦克。

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 06🌟🌟

天啦!不认识字搞不清男女厕,挨揍咋整?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 07🌟🌟

咦?不想再吸电子烟了,植物替代品在哪呢?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 08🌟🌟

哎呀妈呀!小狗:依照荒古血脉传承的契约,地上的当然属于咱的!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 09🌟🌟

啥?有人说航母毫无自卫能力,海盗都能劫持走?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 10🌟🌟

好家伙!家长一意孤行给女儿取的名全国独一份还老被同学笑!

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