出差一段时间回到工位时
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发现一个叛徒
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这什么输入法弄的
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请大家记得给狗狗洗澡
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穿这种不领个奥斯卡啥的，都不好意思
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交警考试司机更紧张！
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监考老师和考生慌不慌不知到，试卷最紧张！
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平时玩得不小
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家里再也不怕光线太暗
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可以叫做自戳双目杯
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生怕别人爬不进来的门
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为什么有人觉得去掉一片扇叶就能解决问题
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好像拼图也没那么难！
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从某种意义上来说何尝不是一种天才？
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给这家人装玻璃应该比较崩溃
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菊花茶
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------不行，不能玩，花十块没啥，输了会气晕![]( "[允悲]")
谁会花钱给自己买难受+冬天室外冻手------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------两个需求都没满足：给汤了，没烫![]()
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------素菜荤价
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------太可怜了，可遭老罪了，我晕车的时候也是一直想流口水---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------而这！是免费赠送的
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------我的妈呀
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------1. 七龙珠
2. 权力的游戏
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------咬了这个火腿，就别想轻易逃脱
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------给抽烟的报信而已
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------网约车？
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------已知，然后抄题干。
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------是你，左千户！
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------先证明是这次怀上的。
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------你老豆好像不太高兴
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------你们那里银行不是叫号随机安排业务员的？
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------你在工作中捅过哪些娄子？
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------谢谢你，散光侠
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------伯邑考：666
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------挺好的，留下了奶油，蛋糕的精华部分
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------结果是没进化然后被抓起来996地抽血
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---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------羽毛球拍我打过几十块的也打过一两千的，我怎么知道？
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回去吧，咱们赢不了的。
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