监考老师把女生的姨妈巾当成小抄抽出来了!

幽默   2024-08-27 12:55   福建  




 

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人到中年了,真的不能看西游记了:
有了孙悟空的烦恼,猪八戒的肚子,
沙和尚的发型,唐生的唠叨,白龙马的工作,
金箍棒也不如当年了,我要这铁棒有何用,
更郁闷的是,离西天真的越来越近了。


看病时,
医生的这三句话能让你感受到人生的波澜起伏:
你这病很严重;
但是还能治;
不过需要很多钱!
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