神回复:我的天呐!你们知道吗?马是唯一没写进西游记的生肖!

文摘   2025-01-15 07:15   浙江  

🌟🌟搞笑神评 01🌟🌟

我的天呐!你们知道吗?马是唯一没写进西游记的生肖!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 02🌟🌟

啥情况?谁说久病床前无孝子?狗子:想不通世上居然有护食狗子~

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 03🌟🌟

天呐?小时候呀,抓住蝉就仿佛抓住整个夏天了呢!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 04🌟🌟

我的天呐??脚扭伤了,老婆带我来医院拍片,拿到片子后她一叫我走,我就不走,让她想想为啥来医院~

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 05🌟🌟

天呐!它为什么脏得这般优雅?还好像有点蔑视我呢!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 06🌟🌟

老天爷呀!不是我吹,方圆十里我炒麻 辣田螺堪称一绝!

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 07🌟🌟

哇塞!不懂就问:“日前”和“目前”到底是啥关系呢?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 08🌟🌟

嚯!只要钱到位,还有接不了的项目吗?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 09🌟🌟

兄弟姐妹们!结完婚,婚服你们都是咋处理的呀?

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🌟🌟搞笑神评 10🌟🌟

天呐!小狗看了主人手机才知道,他也是别人的狗吧?

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