图:有点东西啊

情感   2024-11-10 20:01   广东  
表情还不够痛苦

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狗子比我还开心呢

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这谐音梗……


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萨布丽娜·切比奇是肯尼亚运动员,她在1973年的马拉松比赛中赤脚、穿着裙子夺得冠军。

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左左左


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丢人不(哈哈)


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跟他这三天,比跟你三年都快活。我突然想起这句话

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应改为“车会困难”

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姓司,大字辈,五行缺木
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善语结人缘,恶言伤人心

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妳这是在人家身上做的吧


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双份虐狗……

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这少爷健硕

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也可能是焦虑症

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我只是没叫出我爱的人的名字啊

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狗:(突然脸红)

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比地球还像地球

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第一眼以为中间夹得的油条……

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眼神已经清澈了

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会画画当然了不起

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竟然还有转折
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