摸摸蹭蹭才起床,那就是烤糊的吐司
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见面给一个,大家其乐融融。
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------肖申克中学
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------哪里喊曹操,曹操就出现在哪里
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------妈妈是宇航员
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------诡计多端的0
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------以前陪我看月亮的时候,叫人家小甜甜。现在新人胜旧人,叫人家牛夫人。
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------注意江湖骗子
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------动弹不得
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------不走就不走
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------不听不听,王八念经。
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------扩大舒适区,而不是离开舒适区
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----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------就是个快递嘛,不要大惊小怪的
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------中文全靠翻译,但是表情包偷得飞快。
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------腿门
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------狗里狗气
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------懂了,以后防身就带柠檬和风油精
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------切了之后发现是内裤掉色
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------没计算机特效前高低能拿个奥斯卡
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泥鸽club
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------慢热反而跑在最前面