这就是你拧不开瓶盖的女朋友
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最近迷上了健身
这道菜让我觉得我是个猥琐的人!
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猴子:我只是猴子,并不是傻子!
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丸辣丸辣,刚出院又得进去了!
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救命,有人要吃大堂经理!
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屎:开门,我是屁!
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冬天在外面摘帽子是一件非常隐私的事情!
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耍帅这件事上,我都不如一只松鼠玩的溜……
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章鱼居然是这么出来的!
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这么斗鸡,你俩考虑过鸡的感受吗???
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我哥们以前就干这活,现在一只手玩的可溜了!
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你捡个试试。。试试就逝世!
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直…直升机???
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别动,我给你抠抠耳屎
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这路灯,以前在夜店上班吧?
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后裔老弟,是你吗???
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妹妹,你真是来健身的吗???
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这才是健身器材的使用方法
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没事别老吹牛逼
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新买的海景房,果然名不虚传