神回复:上得厅堂,下得厨房,中国好婆娘!

文摘   2024-11-20 12:00   四川  

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上得厅堂,下得厨房,中国好婆娘!

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这儿长了个包,有点痛,这是啥啊?

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话说我一个月的工资,都不够给这大车加油的!

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吃货的最高境界,眼见为食!

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聊了两个月的网友第一次见面,我要不要走?

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兄弟们,能不能帮忙想个内衣店的名字,要注册商标,尽量好听点,3个字4个字都可以!

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蘸料调好,饺子也吃完了!

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这是法拉利哪个型号?汽车之家上找不到!

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你帮领导买早餐,领导转账你20元,你收还是不收呢?

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下班回家路上碰到一起车祸,小姑娘当时昏迷不醒躺在马路上,我就赶紧下车帮忙把小姑娘一起送到医院了!

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我踏么真像个舔狗!

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吃了午饭,俺妈斗牌,俺弟打扫卫生,俺爸刷碗,我坐着喝茶烤火,家庭地位一目了然!

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给你两百万,如何在一天内花完,不能买房买车投资

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每天面对这条狼一样的女子,我就感觉腰子隐隐作痛!!!

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你搞清楚状况,食物是我给你的。

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兄弟们,帮我配个伤感的音乐!

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兄弟们,都来说说你们的存款有多少?我先来,五万!

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今天是我大喜日子,这鱼跳得这么活跃有什么说法嘛?

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好吧,我承认我是A!

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