嫂子卡进洗衣机了怎么办?

幽默   2024-10-31 12:50   福建  




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告诉大家一个好消息:
今天上完班以后,
10月份就不用上班了!

干净衣服放衣柜里了

脏衣服塞洗衣机里了

不太干净又不很脏的衣服也都统一随手扔在椅子上了

如此井井有条的生活习惯,

在别人眼里怎么就成了没收拾呢?

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害羞了



突然看见这么一个会不会吓到?






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