神回复:打伞是对雨的尊重,淋雨是个人爱好!

文摘   2024-11-19 15:00   四川  

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你知道吗?每天与虎对视十秒,可以消除猥琐气质!

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大妈带围裙上街,这猛男装可真猛!

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临沂人才还是多啊,坐不下了还有挂票。。。

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和老公终于有车了,漏车标了,有恭喜的吗?

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妈妈快回来了怎么办!我就睡了一会觉而已。。。

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开工之后发现没有一个认识的同事,这下不好摸鱼了!

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听邻居说,她妹妹从50人寝室搬到了9人寝室,没想到这么离谱!

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打伞是对雨的尊重,淋雨是个人爱好!

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不是不瓶红茶喝不起,而是大瓶更有性价比!

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自从卧室床抬高了80cm,冥冥之中我又多了三排晾衣架。。。

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90后“叛逆式带娃”火了,专治各种不服,小逆子终究斗不过老逆子!

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男子旅游在村里遇到狗狗,小狗临别前竟然。。。

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新人穿青蛙服举行婚礼,一个被窝睡不出两种人,很好奇他们如何说服父母的?

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假如有一天,你可以在全世界人脑子里面播放一话,你会播什么?

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飞机上喷冷气“仙气飘飘”冷到受不了,毛毯要19元1位!

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坐标长沙,地库角落里的行李箱。贼好奇看了将近十分钟,愣是连靠近的勇气都没有,心中有种莫名的恐惧感。。。

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西游记中为什么男妖只想吃唐僧肉?而女妖只想和唐僧成亲?

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爸爸叫梅工作,妈妈叫梅钱花,请问孩子叫什么?

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不懂就要问,一个国际机场里的这个标志,是什么意思?

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这玩意有10块、15的、20的区别在哪?桶不一样?请诚信经营,不要走歪道!

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