坏消息：手指断了
好消息：是别人的
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咱爸这么说也没毛病
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吃安眠药了和要吃安眠药完全是两种意思啊啊啊
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能不能不要随便断句啊！！真的吓死人了！！
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你就说是不是被狗咬了吧（bushi）
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原来天下的爸妈都一样
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看来已经完全学习到精髓
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把孕兔听成孕妇也合理
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狗：我马上要生一场两千块的小病
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论谣言是怎么来的
空耳笑话永不过时
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好一个煤毒
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4+4+0=8，没毛病
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有这样乐观的心态无论干什么都会成功的
