神回复:打了一天麻将,忘了喂牛了,现在只能带你出来吃夜宵了!

文摘   2024-11-19 00:03   四川  

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秀一下,妈妈给我买的新鞋,大家说好不好看?

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说了一切正常,还不信,非要来检查!

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问男孩子一个私密性的问题,你们的内裤大概多久更换一次?

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不管哪里的土豪,想当广西女婿,都得下地帮忙砍甘蔗!

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我每周去一次keep线下店,毕竟年纪上来了,运动是不能少的!

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倚天剑和屠龙刀同为一个级别,谢逊的屠龙刀躲在岛上几十年都有人去抢,为什么倚天剑插在武当山没人去拿?

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当你试穿了一件裙子,店员说:“很贵哦”,你会怎么回复?

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北方不擅长水战?哈尔滨冰上龙舟赛带你大开眼界。。。

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库里南出婚车,撞在限宽墩上,这钱谁赔?

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上网偶遇槟榔质检员,看样子这批货他都挺满意的!

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打了一天麻将,忘了喂牛了,现在只能带你出来吃夜宵了!

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有一个黑色的蜘蛛在我的房间里怎么办?看我的喷火枪。。。

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边吃火锅边看电影,影院经营为什么这么“卷”?

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至关重要的小绳子,宁愿交给兄弟,也不愿交给媳妇!

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老板疯了,力度超大!5元1个,11元2个!

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高校校园内一水泥墙面受损,男同学们用积木填上缺口。

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跟我女朋友已经三年了全部聊天记录在这里了,哎,今天分手了!

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聊一聊:你职业在古代叫什么?

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饭局结束啊,领导说:这条海鱼没动,你打包回去吧。请问该如何回复才显得情商高?

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如果这个世界上剩下这三个女人,你们会选择哪一个呢?

你们觉得呢?

明天不见不散,关注凌小波,每天笑翻天!

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