弟弟：真是有辱斯文
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只要你不尴尬
尴尬的就是老师
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主任：我和他只能留一个
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相约下次再拉屎吗
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简直是社会性死亡
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那也不能乱扔垃圾
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第一次听到借屎的
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我以为爱情要开始了
结果直接大结局
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医生：再给你倒点？
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太有画面感了
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可能在等内裤干吧
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尴尬得我难以自拔
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学长：你在教我做事？
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还有这种操作的吗
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什么耳机像吹风机
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婆婆：我当时害怕极了
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有了这第一个屁
以后就不会尴尬了
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头发剪得还好吗
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快把全群人拍一遍
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路人：请问你有事吗？
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老板不想听你狡辩
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这么大的动静
不会是在打架吧
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这个我直接原地去世
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委屈的应该是马桶吧
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一听就是位老司机了
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嫁出去的姐姐
泼出去的水哈哈哈
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可能他已经醒了
只是不好意思睁眼
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真的看文字都尴尬
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长辈：你还想当谁爹？
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这内裤是毛线做的吗
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你还嘿嘿是怎么回事
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
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这事儿我也经常干
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老板：使不得使不得
