我的视线被引力深深吸引了!

幽默   2024-11-03 12:28   福建  




妙啊!

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问:哪两句毫不相干的诗句,

但拼接在一起却天衣无缝?


答:东汉末年闹鸡瘟,

刘备怒斩蔡徐坤。



“喂!你必须是残疾人才能停在那里,

你听见没?”交通管理员大喊道,

然后他更大声地喊:

“如果你停在那儿,我就得开罚单了!”

我随手在一张纸上写道:

“抱歉啊,我耳聋,听不见你说啥。”

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爱笑的女生,运气都不会太差



真吃“人”啊



是引力,我的视线无法移开了!



逆天AI



直升机失控,命大的几个人



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2022年11月,
曼谷骚乱中僧侣与警察发生冲突的照片

“少林功夫好耶,真的棒~”

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感觉到了智慧的眼神






陪导师睡一觉,保研了;
陪导演睡一觉,出名了;
陪领导睡一觉,加薪了;
陪人民睡一觉,尼玛,被抓麦银了!

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据说这东西走夜路能防身?

坏人看了都得跑!






还以为要出国



哟,还不错

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